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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 05:27
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
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Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
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Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
No, not a chance
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
A reservoir of gold lies hidden in Earth’s core. Scientists say it’s leaking - CNN
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Are seed oils really bad for you? - BBC
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Using ChatGPT to write essays may be eroding critical thinking skills - Phys.org
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Next, they tried...
So they tried
Everyone loved it.